-Ugh I hate corporate sponsorship…
-Are those Persian slaves from 300?
-Wait what Madonna?
-Wait it can’t be…
-It is!
-VOGUE!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
-She deserves to be on that spinning throne.
-I can’t believe that this song is happening during the Superbowl, I mean, like, I thought football and vogueing weren’t exactly friends. America keep exploring this path please.
-One day I will travel to a future where we look like chic roman legions and vogue endlessly.
-Madonna is NOT singing though. I don’t care, she is amaazing.
-Oh no, they’re transitioning into new Madonna, she’s not as good as old Madonna. She’s dancing like a teenager now, I liked it more before.
-She’s kinda still hot though. Why did I hate on new Madonna before?
-Guidos wearing tracksuits, they step on each other, Madonna walks under them.
-Wait? Is that Art Garfunkel on a tightrope?
-Is that? Oh no…. I swore that Leacock’s would never write about LMFAO. Bruno Latour has a word for this, ‘Iconoclash’. Madonna, don’t stand close to them.
-Oh no, oh no, oh no… Oh no….. Oh god no….. Oh no….. but w… Oh no. Don’t touch that….. Oh no….
-Golden pom poms, everything is so golden.
-Is that Nicki Minaj? Oh yeah, she just did that awkward popping her eyes out thing, it’s definitely her.
-OH, Nicki’s rapping, calm down… chill… seriously, take a breath.
-Glad that’s over and we’ve transitioned into a cool contemporary and super-hip-to-the youth dubstep-y beat.
-Oh, it’s MIA! My lil indie <3 just skipped a beat. Oh this is so pop-y and good and…
-MIA you are the coolest, I’m surprised they let you thru customs, this country cannot handle that amount of swag goo. Can people handle your heavily accented flow? Yeah, flaunt that vagina! Assert that! I like how you just gave everyone the finger. MIA you are a total insane boss hawg of the universe.
-Cheerleaders, are getting invaded by some sort of civil war regiment. Oh, it’s Cee Lo Green… Nevermind. Um, hi Cee Lo.
-Madonna how can you keep up with all of these changes? Are you not tired? Are you not human?
-Cee Lo, are you….? Oh OOOHHHHHH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOODNESS. “Like A Prayer”.
-Superbowl, you have killed me.
-Are they all wearing graduation gowns?
-Are Madonna and Cee Lo priests for this new space-penguin cult?
-Again, is “Like A Prayer” live on the Superbowl? The most important live testosterone show in all of the United States of America? Are people eating pulled pork nachos to this?
-Has America finally come out of the closet?
-Madonna please take me there.
-Just maybe don’t wear those pants. But keep getting low, yeah, do that arm dance!
-Oh, everything that ends in a capella clapping is always great.
-Never mind, if it ends with Madonna vanishing into a smoke-filled void , it’s even better.
-IS THIS REAL LIFE????
-Does that say world peace?
-Are we still in the Superbowl halftime show? Shouldn’t it say something like “Buy gunz”?
-Dear Superbowl, I didn’t watch the sports part of things, but this was actually impressive. Madonna, you’re a total pop deity. Cee Lo, um, hey. And LMFAO, please stop. Maybe Madonna and MIA can have an intergalactic baby together, it can wear nothing but petroleum based clothing and DJ next year’s Superbowl halftime show after party.